If theres a fire in my pants...

Ill piss it out my self. and don't think about going DDR on my junk either!

Does anyone else feel like there is a hundred thousand things to do but you are just too lazy to do them? i think if i said to my self... or out loud (wouldn't fuckin' matter!) "I want to be the legal owner of a midget manservant!" I could do it is less than 48 hours. and this is something I imagine we all aspire to do. [mainly cause they can do chores and steal shit that would look ridiculous if a regular sized person tried to buy/steal] but try as I might... im too lazy.

I think we all work hard at our dumb jobs just so we can have time to do nothing, that's what i wish for: BOREDOM- and shit to bridge the gap between bored and useless. I however, like to join in every catagory i can and i usually succeed with relative ease.

...but then doing something to do nothing is like lighting your dick on fire and telling someone to suck it to put it out; it looks good on paper but even if you try everyday it will never truly suffice for the pure act (in this case either oral or doing nothing)

but if that analogy is correct then lighting your dick on fire is the first step to getting it sucked...
and oral sex is way better then doing nothing. so hurry up and skip work to light your dick ablaze. this is your first hint to the way of happiness!

Things

have been running a little bit slow at the moment. I am still working on a few reviews, meanwhile I am going to leave you with a recent Alanthebox production. Enjoy

And now, heeeeeerrreeee's

Uli.

I am here to collaborate with Chunz on this soon to be the best blog, vlog, ever.

Just so everyone knows, I am starting collaborating tonight the same day that Steve Jobs unveiled what it seems to be the WORST Apple device ever: The iPad. I will now insert a picture of what seems to be a midget holding an iPod Touch.

Look at that stupid grin on his fat face, I really wish that this was an actual midget and not Steve Jobs. What makes me irate is not the fact that he's selling all this redundant crap, but the fact that there are a lot of mac-tards out there that are so loyal and will literally buy crap from the hand of this Mr Jobs.

Well, enough of that! I am a huge nerd, that's one of the main reasons Chaun and I get along so well. However, being born on a different place and time, I never got the chance to watch any of the Star Wars movies, ever. Later this week, I will post my review of A New Hope and hopefully you will start realizing how opinionated and passionate I am about my likings mwahaha

Seacrest Out.

P.S. I will discuss with Chunz about getting our friend Downtown to collaborate on this bad boy blog soon.

Collaboration0wned

Welp, I decided to jump on the bus and collaborate on a project, instead of making this blog just about me I decided to throw some spice in the mix. That's right, I'm talking about that crazy vato you all love so much, Uli Brambila! We are going to be blogging and talking about random shit, expect updates a few times a week and chime in on comments as we will take your comments and make you look like an ass on blogs to come!

As Mario would say, HEREEEE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Act like you're listening, till it's your turn to talk"

Oh hey there.....I see you have stumbled upon me blawg. How quaint of you! There are many numerous different reasons I am creating this web log.... I plan on writing about different aspects of my life, what I enjoy, technologies/games/news/music that intrigues me, problems I may have, my upcoming marriage/child and just for the hell of it I'm going to implement some vlogs and How-to's when I feel the need.

Sooooo I'll start with a little background about myself.... I am a white male, it's a rough life I know but I'm trying my best. I'm 22 years old and have lots of interests and hobbies. I do lot's of crazy shit and have some insane friends that I love dearly (no homo). I graduated from High School in 2005, since then I have gone to a few different colleges, trying to keep myself occupied and acting like I know what I want to do with my life. Let's see I went to Olympic College, did well and got my AA degree. Went to Whatcom, fail. Went to SPSCC, fail. Went to WSU, eh decent. Currently at Evergreen, hope to do well maybe and finally graduate?!?!?!?! Let's fucking hope so because it's about time.

I've had a shitload of different jobs, I'm very good at pretending I know what I'm doing and I'm VERY good at persuading people. Currently I act as a maintenance director at a rehabilitation center where I pretend like I know what the fuck I'm doing while I constantly scour the eHow app on my d-d-droid till I find the answers I am seeking. That's not the point, the point is there are jobs in America, try harder and don't stop looking. Random tangent uhhh where was I, so anyways I am currently engaged to an amazing, crazy, angry lady and she's going to pop out my little amazing, crazy, angry baby girl sometime in April....couldn't be happier, more on that later.

I fucking love Star Wars, Half-Life and pirating just to give you an idea of how much of a nerd I am. I have a vast collection of Pokemon and Magic cards and I own many consoles and video games. How the shit am I getting married??? Oh yeah I'm a somewhat cool guy I guess.... here are 5 adjectives that I feel describe myself -

1. Adaptable

2. Calm

3. Giving

4. Modern

5. Happy

I know I'm lame.

So anyways I need to go do shit like Facebook and Reddit.com, currently listening to the album Antidote for Irony by So They Say.....great album, it's alternative/pop rock and reminds me very much of Boys Night Out. So check it out if you're looking for something with meaningful lyrics and some upbeat tunezzz.

Also currently playing Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks for the Nintendo DS. If you played Phantom Hourglass or Windwaker and were a fan definitely pick this up, I will post a review on it as soon as I finish!

Here's a quick story to leave you with about a good friend of mine named John Holbrook, who is currently in Afghanistan (BEAT THE BAD GUYS! LAWLZ) - John used to have a small car, a Toyota Tercel, so small it could fit about anywhere within our High school. Well we liked to play pranks. We also happened to have a young, hip newspaper teacher who we loved to aim these pranks towards. She thought she was hot shit! So one day we decided to drive John's car right up to the front door of her class where she and several students were working to finish a deadline on completing our school newspaper, I'd say it was about 5P.M. Anyways we drove his car so close to the door that there was no possible way to open it, because these doors swung out when they opened. Well after trapping everyone in we decided to catch a ride to Safeway with our buddy Jason, why not...we were fucking hungry and our work was done, all we had to do was wait! Soon enough the calls came, "JOHN WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISN'T FUNNY COME LET US OUT RIGHT NOW", as I'm getting texts asking me to come help move John's car so students can exit the classroom. We left the care there for a few hours, it was hilarious! Did we get in trouble, shit no, we never did! It was fairly cruel but everyone loved us all the more for it.... Cami Baugh 4 Lyfe